{"id":190,"date":"2012-02-22T01:03:31","date_gmt":"2012-02-22T01:03:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/empty3.one\/blogs\/demoniakmachine.com\/?p=190"},"modified":"2012-02-22T01:03:31","modified_gmt":"2012-02-22T01:03:31","slug":"les-extremites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/2012\/02\/22\/les-extremites\/","title":{"rendered":"Les extr\u00e9mit\u00e9s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On en est arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 des extr\u00e9mit\u00e9s pas possible&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Comme donner \u00e0 manger un cimeti\u00e8re \u00e0 des cannibales.<\/p>\n<p>Comme occire une femme de m\u00e9nage au ch\u00f4mage.<\/p>\n<p>Comme couper des cadenas et des testicules avec la pince.<\/p>\n<p>N.B. \u00ab\u00a0comme\u00a0\u00bb ce ne sont pas vraiment des exemples, encore moins des ordres t\u00e9l\u00e9graphi\u00e9s, ni des phrases \u00e0 d\u00e9couper, mais des choses entendues et vues.<\/p>\n<p>Bien apr\u00e8s ce n&rsquo;est gu\u00e8re tr\u00e8s neuf? On nous a racont\u00e9 des choses pires \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9cole et on a vu et entendu de pareilles \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision.<\/p>\n<p>En plus on nous demande de ne rien dire&#8230; sinon on nous traite de bouffons.<\/p>\n<p>T&rsquo;as pas une ou deux bombes atomiques de plus?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On en est arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 des extr\u00e9mit\u00e9s pas possible&#8230; Comme donner \u00e0 manger un cimeti\u00e8re \u00e0 des cannibales. Comme occire une femme de m\u00e9nage au ch\u00f4mage. Comme couper des cadenas et des testicules avec la pince. N.B. \u00ab\u00a0comme\u00a0\u00bb ce ne sont pas vraiment des exemples, encore moins des ordres t\u00e9l\u00e9graphi\u00e9s, ni des phrases \u00e0 d\u00e9couper, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-non-classe","post_format-post-format-aside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}