{"id":3871,"date":"2015-06-06T05:00:57","date_gmt":"2015-06-06T04:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/empty3.one\/blogs\/demoniakmachine.com\/?p=3871"},"modified":"2015-06-06T05:00:57","modified_gmt":"2015-06-06T04:00:57","slug":"ma-femme-me-dit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/2015\/06\/06\/ma-femme-me-dit\/","title":{"rendered":"Ma femme me dit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quand elle me dit \u00ab\u00a0t&rsquo;es seul\u00a0\u00bb \u00e7a va, quand elle ajoute \u00ab\u00a0c&rsquo;est de ta faute\u00a0\u00bb, c&rsquo;est trop. Car il n&rsquo;y a de honte \u00e0 \u00eatre seul, ni faute. J&rsquo;ai fui les ennuis, les menaces, la mort pour vivre ma vie. La vie est belle.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Depressed!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh yes!!!<\/p>\n<p>Sinon dans le titre il y a une subtilit\u00e9: dans Columbo sa femme est morte (on l&rsquo;apprend quand il dit \u00ab\u00a0ma femme disait\u00a0\u00bb . C&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;elle lui dit plus rien elle est 6 pieds sous terre. Ou est-ce bien cela?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Connard!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Pouf d&rsquo;en bas pouf d&rsquo;en haut je m&rsquo;en tape c&rsquo;est toujours de la connasse en vrac ou pr\u00e9-emball\u00e9!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quand elle me dit \u00ab\u00a0t&rsquo;es seul\u00a0\u00bb \u00e7a va, quand elle ajoute \u00ab\u00a0c&rsquo;est de ta faute\u00a0\u00bb, c&rsquo;est trop. Car il n&rsquo;y a de honte \u00e0 \u00eatre seul, ni faute. J&rsquo;ai fui les ennuis, les menaces, la mort pour vivre ma vie. La vie est belle. Depressed! Oh yes!!! Sinon dans le titre il y a une [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}