{"id":4989,"date":"2016-10-31T12:54:33","date_gmt":"2016-10-31T11:54:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/empty3.one\/blogs\/demoniakmachine.com\/?p=4989"},"modified":"2016-10-31T12:54:33","modified_gmt":"2016-10-31T11:54:33","slug":"la-honte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/2016\/10\/31\/la-honte\/","title":{"rendered":"La honte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;\u00e9tais l\u00e0 compl\u00e8tement bourr\u00e9 quand soudain les flics sont arriv\u00e9s. Je les ai attendus jusque 2 heures du matin et je cuisinais finalement mon steak. Quand ils sont arriv\u00e9s \u00e0 4 dans la petite loge que j&rsquo;habite arm\u00e9s jusqu&rsquo;aux dents. Mais ils n&rsquo;ont pas retrouv\u00e9s le beefsteak, ni le Nikkon D60, le portable HP, le Canon DSC-xxx, les 4 \u00e9crans plats, le scooter, le v\u00e9lo, les 2 tours&#8230; Seigneur, j&rsquo;\u00e9tais riche ? Pas du tout un pauvre c\u00e9libataire qu&rsquo;on arrivait encore \u00e0 voler, arnaquer, filouter sans aucun scrupule.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;\u00e9tais l\u00e0 compl\u00e8tement bourr\u00e9 quand soudain les flics sont arriv\u00e9s. Je les ai attendus jusque 2 heures du matin et je cuisinais finalement mon steak. Quand ils sont arriv\u00e9s \u00e0 4 dans la petite loge que j&rsquo;habite arm\u00e9s jusqu&rsquo;aux dents. Mais ils n&rsquo;ont pas retrouv\u00e9s le beefsteak, ni le Nikkon D60, le portable HP, le [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}