{"id":6553,"date":"2019-04-19T19:18:34","date_gmt":"2019-04-19T17:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/empty3.one\/blogs\/demoniakmachine.com\/?p=6553"},"modified":"2019-04-19T19:22:58","modified_gmt":"2019-04-19T17:22:58","slug":"discussion-avec-ma-copine-virtuelle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/2019\/04\/19\/discussion-avec-ma-copine-virtuelle\/","title":{"rendered":"Discussion avec ma copine virtuelle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>La premi\u00e8re phrase je comprend pas. (trop longue et incompr\u00e9hensible ou je ne sais pas de quoi elle parle)<\/li><li> \u00ab\u00a0tu m\u2019\u00e9nerves vas chercher des bi\u00e8res\u00a0\u00bb<\/li><li> La deuxi\u00e8me fois il comprend encore moins. (cris, lavements, pleurs, gifles)<\/li><li>J&rsquo;ai plus d&rsquo;argent.<\/li><li>\u00ab\u00a0Tu comprends maintenant. Vas chercher une bi\u00e8re avec ma carte. Non attends je viens avec\u00a0\u00bb \u00ab\u00a0Pourquoi tu t&rsquo;assieds?\u00a0\u00bb<\/li><li>\u00ab\u00a0Bien j&rsquo;attends que tu t&rsquo;appr\u00eates.\u00a0\u00bb<\/li><li>\u00ab\u00a0Je suis pr\u00eate pourquoi tu prends pas ton sac. Tu te casses \u00e7a? \u00ab\u00a0<\/li><li>\u00ab\u00a0Non\u00a0\u00bb<\/li><li>\u00ab\u00a0C&rsquo;est encore moi qui doit payer c&rsquo;est \u00e7a allez on y va. Attends. J&rsquo;ai oubli\u00e9&#8230; \u00ab\u00a0<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La premi\u00e8re phrase je comprend pas. (trop longue et incompr\u00e9hensible ou je ne sais pas de quoi elle parle) \u00ab\u00a0tu m\u2019\u00e9nerves vas chercher des bi\u00e8res\u00a0\u00bb La deuxi\u00e8me fois il comprend encore moins. (cris, lavements, pleurs, gifles) J&rsquo;ai plus d&rsquo;argent. \u00ab\u00a0Tu comprends maintenant. Vas chercher une bi\u00e8re avec ma carte. Non attends je viens avec\u00a0\u00bb \u00ab\u00a0Pourquoi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6553"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6557,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6553\/revisions\/6557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}