{"id":718,"date":"2013-09-22T17:15:14","date_gmt":"2013-09-22T17:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/empty3.one\/blogs\/demoniakmachine.com\/?p=718"},"modified":"2013-09-22T17:15:14","modified_gmt":"2013-09-22T17:15:14","slug":"par-ces-dimanches-a-se-suicider-ou-a-baiser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/2013\/09\/22\/par-ces-dimanches-a-se-suicider-ou-a-baiser\/","title":{"rendered":"Par ces dimanches \u00e0 se suicider ou \u00e0 baiser,"},"content":{"rendered":"

Une blague:<\/p>\n

L’homme:<\/p>\n

– Je veux voir une femme<\/p>\n

– Je veux voir une femme<\/p>\n

– …<\/p>\n

Puis l’homme demande \u00e0 la femme:<\/p>\n

– Quoi \u00e7a te pla\u00eet pas le programme t\u00e9l\u00e9?<\/p>\n

– Je veux voir un mec<\/p>\n

– Je veux voir un mec<\/p>\n

– Sale putain!<\/p>\n

– Sale maquereau!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Une blague: L’homme: – Je veux voir une femme – Je veux voir une femme – … Puis l’homme demande \u00e0 la femme: – Quoi \u00e7a te pla\u00eet pas le programme t\u00e9l\u00e9? – Je veux voir un mec – Je veux voir un mec – Sale putain! – Sale maquereau!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/empty3.app\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}